Friends

So, you're riding your bike down the street minding your own business, when up ahead you see a couple of punks on a scooter drive past a little old lady - stealing her purse.

What would you do?

I left out some Tostitos queso out of the fridge for probably almost 24 hours at this point. It was the can's first opening and it was sealed shut the entire time. Safe or no? I'm thinking if I nuke the heck out of it it may be okay?

My mom made a big batch of bean soup yesterday, put it into 6 individual-serving covered tubs, and put them in a box. I was supposed to take them home and put them in the freezer. I forgot to. So the whole box sat out all night (in a fairly chilly house).

The ingredients are:

3 bean: Kidney, black and chili beans (chili seasoned pinto beans)
taco seasoning
stewed tomatoes
tomato sauce
cabbage
carrots
celery
pasta
ground beef

Now, I know, this sounds instantly like an "OMG THROW IT AWAY" thing. I mean, ground beef left out overnight? But I feel SO BAD about this. (My mom made it especially for my picky-eater daughter to eat.)

Right now it's in the freezer. Is it a total loss? Even if I nuke the shit out of it before eating? It sat out for about 12 hours. Ugh.

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# 95: House of Mystery vol. 1: Room and Boredom by Matthew Sturges, Bill Willingham and Luca Rossi:

"Over the years I've worked up a brief yet effective speech introducing the bar and some of its more outre elements. It saves a lot of trouble with the new kids.

Now then, this is the House of Mystery. It's a mystical place located at a supernatural crossroads between many worlds. Anyone who can find it is welcome to enter. We have a fully stocked bar, the kitchen is open until midnight, and we don't serve anything that's still alive. There was an incident.

This is a pretty mixed crowd, as you can see, so you discuss politics and religion at your own risk. Sex is fine--just not on the tables. If you do cause any trouble, you'll instantly regret it, because the scary pirate lady will hurt you and then toss you out on your ass.

Monday is ladies' night."

Synopsis: A graphic novel about a haunted house, bar and girl. Not necessarily in that order.

( If there was a soundtrack, it would be by PJ Harvey. Hell, I think there might need to be a soundtrack. )